If you haven't heard, Denny's is giving everyone in America a free Grand Slam breakfast on Tuesday, from 6 a.m. to 2 p.m.
So how does it stack up nutritionally? Denny's Original Grand Slam breakfast (2 eggs, 2 pancakes, 2 sausages, 2 slices of bacon) has a rib-sticking 795 calories, 50 grams of fat (14 of that sat fat), 65 grams carbs, 34 grams protein and a teeny little 2 grams of fiber (eat the placemat).
I think the item at right is a more advanced Slam, since there is hash browns and what appears to be ham of some sort. Because 795 calories is just not enough.
I'm not making any kind of judgment -- I'm just letting you know what you're getting yourself into on Tuesday.
(Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I'm judging!)
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