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The Internets are abuzz at the "shocking" photos of Jessica Simpson and her recent weight gain taken over the weekend down here in my neck o' the woods, the WKIS Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, FL. After looking at a variety of photos, all I can say is:
ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME?
This is NOT fat, people. This is just what a bootylicious female celebrity looks like.
Here's the deal -- her outfit does her no favors. The waistline on her mom jeans is way too high, the pockets wouldn't flatter anyone and the leopard belt is atrocious. The tank top is fine -- her arms are not toothpicks but are not jiggly.
And you wonder why celebrities are neurotic and insecure?
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