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Darwin Award Weekly: Beat That Romeo & Juliet!
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This week’s Darwin Award belongs to a Bucharest couple, a Romanian soccer player and his girlfriend, who, in March of 1999, couldn’t keep their shorts on long enough to hold-off on finding a suitable mating place. Needless to say their haste became their fate when the young man parked his car in the family garage and proceeded to score a goal with his lady…with the engine still running.
Mario’s father found the duo in the morning, entangled in a nude, permanent slumber, and victims of a combination of carbon monoxide poisoning, overactive libidos, and complete idiocy. Wow. And we thought the Montagues and Capulets suffered the ultimate humiliation by their progeny…
Based on the book by Wendy Northcutt, the Darwin Awards: Commemorating Those Individuals who Ensure the Long-Term Survival of Our Species by Removing Themselves from the Gene Pool in a Sublimely Idiotic Fashion, this story was confirmed by the Darwin Awards.
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