Darwin Award Weekly: Abs of Concrete
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This week’s Darwin Award belongs to a 49 year-old man from Germany who, in an effort to impress his wife with his Neanderthalesque strength, climbed over a 7th floor balcony and attempted a set of challenging sit-ups from its railing.
Unfortunately, his abs proved too feeble for the mission, and instead of leaving his loved one with an imprint of his masculinity, he left her with a funeral bill – and the only imprint bequeathed was the one in the concrete below.