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Jeff Swenson is a freelance writer and artist living in Washington State. He has a love for horror cinema from the powerfully good to the ultimately bad B-movie made on a low budget by two guys still living in their parents' basement.

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Ghoulies 2 better than Ghoulies 1, the toilet monsters debate

I remember getting my hands on Ghoulies, the first movie, with a VHS rental because it was PG13 and the lady at the counter didn't give me any grief....
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Psycho 3, hidden meaning in shot of book on the ground

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I've watched Psycho 3 numerous times ever since as a kid I ordered on pay per view cable without my parents'...
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'Idle Hands' - ignored horror comedy

Idle Hands movie trailerI never bothered paying to see Idle Hands when it came out in 1999. I never even considered...
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'Sorority Row' gets remade and sticks to R rating

The MPAA ratings system has gotten more and more ridiculous lately as it breaks down every minuscule offense from...
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The Cave movie commentary, it's no Descent

There are two movies you should see if you're fascinated about being stuck in a cave with unknown creatures: The Cave from 2005 and The Descent from...
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Cars that kill, Stephen King versus the 'Jaws' knockoff

James Brolin never really found success with the horror movies he starred in. The Amityville Horror is the most...
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Horror houses, could you unload these cursed dwellings in a bad economy?

We all know the housing crisis has taken victims left and right in a financial slaughter unseen in a couple of decades. Even as I write this, there's...
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Biology of the horror movie The Descent destroys the realism

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I try not to do this. Examine a horror film for realism. Because I know once I start that process in my mind, unless the film self-acknowledges that...
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Killing cellphones in horror movies

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I was just watching 30 Days of Night, a claustrophobic winter tale of vampires that's moderately entertaining given that the vampires come off like...
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