You knew that Santa Claus (aka Kris Kringle) brought joy into the lives of millions of kiddies across the planet. But you didn't know that he's also a freedom fighter who challenges the dead hand of government and battles for individual liberty.
It's true. The whole gift-giving thing is a great cover for keeping in touch with his contacts across the globe. Who else gets to pass through international airspace unchallenged these days?
Hey, the elves are all part of his revolutionary cell. And the reindeer belong to an allied ungulate liberation organization.
Don't let Santa's sacrifices be in vain.
Contact J.D.: civilliberties (at) tuccille.com