Potty mouth Gwyneth Paltrow lashes out on the "haters" of Goop. Did Examiner make her mad?

February 2, 6:05 PMPop Culture ExaminerDominic Patten

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OK, for one thing, anyone over the age of 23 years old who uses the broken English term "haters" ought to have "poseur" tattooed across their forehead.

Secondly, if you are the oh-so precious Gwyneth Paltrow and you can't understand why people mock you and your Goop.com lifestyle website, then you need to get your peroxide self obsessed head out of your Pilatesized rear and wake up. And talking trash like “F*** the haters!" isn't exactly gonna help even if you have Jay-Z's private cell number.

Revealing way more than the 36-year old obviously terminally insecure Oscar winner probably meant to, Paltrow told UK Elle that "I saw this blog of people writing horrible things about me and for a second your ego is so wounded." 

Oh Gwyneth, you flatter us so. Did we get under your wafer thing skin? Was it this Pop post from September 2008 about the launch of Goop that upset you so? 

We hope so because Goop is so bad and so condescending that it made our Pop Culture Worst of 2008 along with Twilight, Britney Spears and Proposition 8. Click here to see why.

Multi-millionairess Gwyneth, who likely doesn't know how to not make things worse for herself, then started getting into a self pity trip with Elle. “How could people hate me, my intentions or what I’m trying to do? I’m a good person and I’m trying to put good things into the world." 

No, Gwyneth, you are trying to promote products and spread woolly headed Hallmark card homilies. Sorry to say, but that's not putting "good things into the world," it is shilling crap. And if that level of self delusion wasn't enough to make the best Saturday Night Live skit you might never see, the wife of Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, the most unrock'n'roll rockstar in the world then started pulling out her bad girl credentials. 

"I’m probably less square than people think. I never get drunk to the point of throwing up. But I get very talkative."

Seriously, chatty Gwyneth, we don't know or care if you are a square, but we're pretty sure you're a narcissistic idiot. And what is with that outfit? You look like a post-apocalyptic version of a rejected Mouseketeer, which doesn’t work if you’re 13, 23 or 36.

You’ve been spending way too much time with Madonna

Click here to see the leaked pictures that reveal how Madonna is trying too hard to be Britney Spears … and failing.