Porn rockers should keep their clothes on and their mouths shut! Please!

August 5, 10:15 PMPop Culture ExaminerDominic Patten

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At least Marion Davis' 1928 film Show People maintained the mystery

There are some people, like supermodels, Boxing champs, silent movie stars, former failed Presidential candidates and Will Ferrell, who simply should never speak or appear out of character.

The illusion of beauty, poise, allure, policy, intelligence and humor is shattered as soon as they open their mouths. Muhammad Ali could talk George Washington off a dollar bill but, for the most part, The Greatest's fellow pugilists really should keep it inside the ring. I mean poor Mike Tyson, probably the most powerful Heavyweight champ ever, shares the same pitch with Michael Jackson.

And rockstars, even B-level ones, should never ever pull the veil aside...cause it's just embarrassing how the best they can do is either ham for the cameras or act so very serious.

In that mainvein, Porn rock provocateurs Buckcherry have started a series of web episodes on their MySpace page.

Don't say you weren't warned...at least Paris Hilton can be funny and have  a workable energy policy. Stuff like this Buckcherry crap is truly  what gives celebrity culture a bad name. When will Axl Rose and the revamped Guns'n'Roses release the long awaited Chinese Democracy album and put these pretenders out to pasture?

I say, do it in the middle of the Beijing Olympics Axl, then the whole world will truly be listening.