Even if you keep forgetting to pick up your lederhosen at the cleaners, you shouldn’t let that stop you from visiting the Tourist Club deep in the redwood forest near
Built in 1913, the Alpine lodge was the result of hard work by a group called the German Nature Friends, who were living in the San Francisco Bay Area at the time and wanted to recreate the bucolic splendor of the old country. Once they decided to buy a patch of picturesque land not too far from
The club is accessible via several hiking trails. Visitors can bring their own picnic lunches and share the stunning views with members. Motorists and cyclists are required to leave their vehicles at the top of the hill in their private parking lot and walk down the steep paved road. More ambitious hikers can actually start in downtown
Since it is a private club, visitors need to be respectful of the property, and be aware that it is only open at the members’ discretion. As you would expect, Oktoberfest is the busiest day there with partying revelers easily going though the forty kegs of brew during the festivities. To curtail what could be overwhelming crowds, the members keep the date a secret until about a week prior. Smaller festivals are held in May (Maifest), July (Sommerfest) and September (Kinderfest). All feature authentic German music, food, beer and enough good cheer to keep the entire cast of “Hogan’s Heroes” happy no matter what side of the barbed wire they were on. Members don't accept tips, but regardless of when you come, they do expect a small contribution to the club per guest in exchange for their generosity. And sorry, no dogs are allowed.
Topographical map of the area around the Tourist Club (Image: www.touristclubsf.org)
When is the Tourist Club open? That’s the tricky part since it requires a bit of pre-planning lest you face personal disappointment and a dry whistle. The members open the club to the public on the first, third, and fourth weekends of the month from 1 to 6PM only. Some weekends are closed for special events, so you should check their online calendar before coming. They are closed on the second weekend of every month for regular work days, and you can actually volunteer if you have a hankering for five hours of manual labor followed by a free lunch. To help you get in the mood for the sweat on your brow, here’s the chorus of “The Happy Wanderer”…” Fal de ri, Fal de ra, Fal de ri, Fal de ra ha ha ha ha ha…Fal de ri, Fal de ra, my knapsack on my back!”
Here’s a YouTube video clip of the thigh-slapping Bavarian dancers at the Tourist Club on Oktoberfest day in 2006: