Raider Nation letter to Santa Claus

December 25, 12:09 AMOakland Raiders ExaminerPatrick Patterson

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Dear Santa,

The Raider Nation has been good this year. We thank you for delivering the win over the Houston Texans to lift our spirits. We have been good this year, we have sold out six of the eight home games. We have not murdered or mangled any opposing fans even though they may have deserved it. So Santa, please hear our requests.

First off Santa, we would like for Al Davis to bring in an executive assistant to help him with the football side of things. Mr. Davis is a legend, but he is also getting up there in years, so having an assistant to help him with his decisions would only be beneficial to the team.

We would also love for the team to stregthen their offensive line. JaMarcus Russell needs that protection to be able to become the quarterback that he should be. Making sure that defenders are not in his face will help him become a much better quarterback.

Mr Claus, please deliver huge contracts to Nnamdi Asomugha and Shane Lechler, they are the best players on the team, and they deserve to get huge pay raises. Also, getting those raises will make the Raider Nation happy because it will keep the best players in Silver and Black.

Whilst you are at it Mr Cluas, The Raider linebackers need a stronger defensive line in front of them. Kirk Morrison and Thomas Howard are both really good players, but they need better big uglies in front of them so they can be free to make plays like they should.

What the Raider Nation wants more than anything else, Santa is hope for next season. We need to see that there is a team being built in Oakland. The Raider Nation is really tired of all these losing seasons, and need to see some wins next year. Oh yea, and while you are at it, Give us the win over that traitor Jon Gruden.

--Raider Nation

PS We don't do milk and cookies, but there is a fifth of Jose Cuevo waiting for you by the tree. We'll even try to hook you up with a Raiderette or three.

Merry Christmas, Raider Nation!