Oh Caleb Hanie,
you Colorado man.
You bucking ram.
You do make my heart sing,
with the passes you zing
And your spirals do mesmerize.
You could save this franchise!
Oh Caleb Hanie!
Do you know what you’re up against?
A history of incompetence.
Twenty-one different quarterbacks,
since Favre began taking snaps.
Can Twenty-two get us on track?
In an endless line of stopgaps.
So we will wait for you.
Beneath the lights by the lake.
And raise our voices for you,
while it’s our hearts you’ll take.