
Marc_Jacobs: i DO NOT wear underwear under my kilt!
heyfabsugar: I hope tonight's episode of The City has less boy drama and more fashion.
Sartorialist: On the Street......Finger Waves, Milano: http://twurl.nl/v3e8s4
ShiaLaBeouf: If I were an item of clothing then I would be a hat. Cause we all know that Hat's were invented by a man who was cool.
...does anyone know if this is the real Shia?
katiecouric: I shot video of Bono shoveling snow outside of Letterman. Here it is: http://tinyurl.com/c3x5mo
wilw: (Wil Wheaton) Jazzercise is all about attitude.
michaelianblack: At the moment, creative love making doesn't seem nearly as exciting to me as walking. I suspect most paraplegics would agree.
...comedian Michael Ian Black's tweets are so good that I have to post another one...
michaelianblack: Why is it so hard for you people to understand that when I say flying unicorn, I mean FLYING F****** UNICORN?
johncmayer: Are you as annoyed by delivery confirmation emails as I am?
rainnwilson: I was honored last night by the FINE ladies of Cosmo as one of 2009s 'fun, fearless males.' What they don't know? I'm actually not a male.
greggrunberg: Why do farts have such a long life in an elevator? Man, did somebody rip one and press 9. Thanks whoever you are. Yowza!!