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The butt-enhancing Booty Pop Panty.
Photo by: BootyPopPanties.com
This morning while I was burning off calories on the elliptical machine at the gym, I was, as always, watching the chatty hens on The View. I think this has to be one of the greatest feats in daytime television ever: five women talking about stuff and oftentimes getting into mature arguments over specific stuff.
Anyways, during their 25-minute “let’s all talk over each other” introduction about current events, Whoopi Goldberg told Sheri Shepherd (who I loved her in 30 Rock) to stand up and show her new “body enhancement.” She stood up and there it was: a nice round apple bottom suitable for dropping it like it’s hot.
The Wonderjock brief by Aussiebum. 'Nuff
said. Photo by: Aussiebum.com
Now as Elisabeth Hasselbeck examined the firmness of Sheri’s derriere, I thought, “Sheri wouldn’t be the type of gal who would get plastic surgery done.” Then she admitted that she got that nice round booty for $20.
This led me to believe one of two things: she got a butt lift in some shady back alley or she was just doing a bunch of squats and lunges to firm up her ba-donka-donk.
After Sheri did a couple of body rolls to showcase her backside, she did admit to purchasing a pair of these rump enhancing panties affectionately called Booty Pop Panties.
A while back, Kelly Ripa talked about these on Regis & Kelly (yes, I am a daytime talk show fiend) and they are basically the equivalent of stuffing your bra with tissue or those freaky synthetic things that look like chicken cutlets.
Having worked in a plastic surgery office in the past and seeing the circus-like atmosphere of chemically-induced beauty, I support these kind of items 100 percent. They give you what you want and you don’t have to go through any pain. Plus it's much more cost effective.
And for all you guys who want a little full frontal enhancement, you can get in on the action as well. The folks as Aussiebum underwear from the land down under created Wonderjocks, the male equivalent to the Wonderbra.
I don’t think those need any further explanation.
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