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Dancing with the Stars Elimination - Really? It's not Tom DeLay?
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This is a relatively entertaining show, yes. It’s definitely not nearly as awesome as the Bachelor, but there are worse ways to kill a couple hours. However, this season is not looking good. The celebrities aren’t that interesting and there’s no “standout”. Yes, Mya is pretty good, but nothing to make me jump up and cheer. Therefore, I’m not going to bore you with 2000 words recapping this show. It’s an elimination show – all you really need to know is who goes home, right? Right. I’ll get to that. In the meantime, here are the top 10 things I noticed while watching this week’s Dancing with the Stars Elimination show:
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| Tom, Samantha, Kathy and Tony |
10. Samantha Harris looks like she just had really hot, dirty sex. By the looks of that apparatus around her neck, there was some bondage involved.
9. I wish I were half as cool as Joss Stone. She rocks. Side note: Her background singers should not be wearing white. Mean? Yes. True? YES.
8. Selena Gomez? Is she 12? No seriously. She cannot be older than 12. Wow. Do her parents know what she’s wearing?
7. Mickey Rourke looks like a wax statue of himself.
6. My vote for most annoying professional dancer? Anna Trebunskaya.
5. If someone wanted to torture me, they could put me in a small locked room with Debi Mazar. Also, Samantha Harris would be interviewing me. There would also be a snake involved. (I hate snakes) Oh, and Tom Bergeron would be seducing me. While telling his bad jokes.
4. Derek Hough is partnered with some model. She’s spunky. I dig her.
3. The commercials keep telling me to watch Cougartown. I did. I won't make that mistake again.
2. The bottom two couples are Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovolani, and Debi Mazar and Maksim Chmerkovskiy. No surprises.
1. Kathy and Tony are OUT. Buh bye.
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