79 'New Moon' Quotes to look for in 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon'
Since released, the trailer for The Twilight Saga: New Moon, presented by Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards on Sunday evening, has had a lot of people talking.
Many of the quotes from the trailer are reminiscent and derivatives of longer quotes that can be found in
Stephenie Meyer’s New Moon.
That said, there are a number of quotes from the book that one might hope to see in the film.
Here, I propose, are a few (er, well, a few dozen).
- “You are only a senior once, might as well document the experience.” Alice Cullen
- “So, as discussed, I am not allowed to wish you a happy birthday, is that correct?” Edward Cullen
- “You want a nice stereo? Drive your own car.” Bella Swan
- “Anyway, you don’t irritate the Volturi. Not unless you want to die – or whatever it is we do.” Edward Cullen
- “Bella, the last birthday any of us had was Emmett in 1935. Cut us a little slack, and don’t be too difficult tonight.” Edward Cullen
- “If I develop this film, will you show up in the picture?” Bella Swan
- “... never, in the nearly four hundred years now since I was born, have I ever seen anything to make me doubt whether God exists in some form or the other. Not even the reflection in the mirror.” Carlisle Cullen
- “Bella, you gave yourself a paper cut- that hardly deserves the death penalty.” Edward Cullen
- “Of course, I’ll always love you ... in a way. But what happened the other night made me realize that it’s time for a change. Because I’m ... tired of pretending to be something I’m not, Bella. I’m not human.” Edward Cullen
- “It will be as if I’d never existed.” Edward Cullen
- “She just keeps saying ‘He’s gone.’” Sam Uley
- “Trouble would be the better than this ... this moping around all the time!” Charlie Swan
- “Are you suicidal?” Jessica Stanley
- “So where to, Mr. Goodwrench?” Bella Swan
- “Oh, joy. Bella’s back.” Lauren Mallory (Jessica Stanley)
- “Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week.” Jacob Black
- “Why are you apologizing for bleeding?” Jacob Black
- “Did you know, you’re sort of beautiful?” Bella Swan
- “As long as you like me best. And you think I’m good-looking – sort of. I’m prepared to be annoyingly persistent.” Jacob Black
- “This is nothing personal, let me assure you, Bella. Just thirst.” Laurent
- “If you want to blame someone, why don’t you point your finger at those filthy, reeking bloodsuckers that you love so much?” Jacob Black
- “I saw that – I can see in your eyes what it does to you when I say their name.” Jacob Black
- “Sam Uley says Jacob can’t be my friend anymore.” Bella Swan
- "If whatever Jacob has going on with this Sam character sends her back into that depression, then Jacob is going to have to answer to me.” Charlie Swan
- “You can’t imagine how tight I’m bound ...” Jacob Black
- “Could you ... well, try to not be a ... werewolf?” Bella Swan
- “Well, I’m so sorry that I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bella. I guess I’m just not as great as a bloodsucker, am I?” Jacob Black
- “You really, honestly don’t mind that I morph into a giant dog?” Jacob Black
- “Vampires don’t count as people.” Jacob Black
- “I’m sort of used to weird by this point, you know.” Bella Swan
- “I’m sure the leech-lover is just dying to help us out!” Paul
- “Well, the wolf’s out of the bag now.” Embry Call
- “I bet she’s tougher than that. She runs with vampires.” Embry Call
- “... hanging out with werewolves has its risks.” Embry Call
- “So, you’re the vampire girl.” Emily Young
- “Bella is not bait.” Jacob Black
- “Bye, Bella. I really hope you don’t die.” Jacob Black
- “I’d forgotten how exuberant you are.” Alice Cullen
- “Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find.” Alice Cullen
- “What did you think you were going to find? I mean, besides me dead? Did you expect to find me skipping around and whistling showtunes? You know me better than that.” Bella Swan
- “It was the night of the living dead around here. I still hear her screaming in her sleep...” Charlie Swan
- “Sam would be mad if I broke the treaty, and you probably wouldn’t like it too much if I killed your friend.” Jacob Black
- “It was easier when we were both human, wasn’t it?” Jacob Black
- “Save your remorse for someone who believes it.” Alice Cullen
- “I don’t think he ever planned to outlive you by long.” Alice Cullen
- “If he gives into his more theatrical tendencies ... we might have time.” Alice Cullen
- “Honestly, I think it’s all gotten beyond ridiculous. I’m debating whether to just change you myself.” Alice Cullen
- “How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?” Alice Cullen
- “Could you pick a more conspicuous car to steal?” Bella Swan
- “Trust me, Bella. If anyone sets up a roadblock, it will be behind us.” Alice Cullen
- “You smell just exactly the same as always. So maybe this is hell. I don’t care. I’ll take it.” Edward Cullen
- “In summary, she did jump off a cliff, but she wasn’t trying to kill herself. Bella’s all about the extreme sports these days.” Alice Cullen
- “I love a happy ending. They are so rare.” Aro
- “I certainly never thought to see Carlisle bested for self-control of all things, but you put him to shame.” Aro
- “I haven’t seen a prospective talent so promising since we found Jane and Alec. Can you imagine the possibilities when she is one of us?” Aro
- “If she betrays our secrets, are you prepared to destroy her? I think not.” Caius
- “They have a name for someone who smells the way Bella does to me. They call her my singer – because her blood sings for me.” Edward Cullen
- “You will never put me through that again.” Esme Cullen
- “Please say you’ll forgive me.” Rosalie Hale
- “It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose.” Emmett Cullen
- “I’m dead, right? I did drown. Crap, crap, crap! This is gonna kill Charlie.” Bella Swan
- “If I was in hell, you wouldn’t be with me.” Bella Swan
- “I’ll never criticize Romeo again.” Edward Cullen
- “After all the thousand times I’ve told you I love you, how could you let one word break your faith in me?” Edward Cullen
- “I could see it in your eyes, that you honestly believed that I didn’t want you anymore. The most absurd, ridiculous concept – as if there were any way that I could exist without needing you!” Edward Cullen
- “It never made sense for you to love me.” Bella Swan
- “Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars – points of light and reason ... And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.” Edward Cullen
- “My heart hasn’t beat in almost ninety years, but this was different. It was like my heart was gone – like I was hollow. Like I’d left everything that was inside me here with you.” Edward Cullen
- “I cannot be without you, but I will not destroy your soul.” Edward Cullen
- “Hold on a second. I think I’m having an epiphany here.”
- “You, at least, made an effort. You got up in the morning, tried to be normal for Charlie, followed the pattern of your life. When I wasn’t tracking, I was ... totally useless.” Edward Cullen
- “If you’re going to bring the Volturi down on us over something as stupid as leaving me human, then your family ought to have a say.” Bella Swan
- “I wish there had been someone there to vote no for me.” Rosalie Hale
- “You’ve chosen not to live without her, and that doesn’t leave me a choice.” Carlisle Cullen
- “Seriously, Bella! I don’t have any idea how to not kill you.” Alice Cullen
- “You’re wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it’s a joke.” Edward Cullen
- “Well, I’m nearly a hundred and ten. It’s time I settled down.” Edward Cullen
- “Charlie ... is probably not going to kill you, but he’s thinking about it.”
- “The treaty is quite specific. If any of them bite a human, the truce is over. Bite, not kill.” Jacob Black
Any others that you’d like to see on-screen? Any of these you disagree with? Comment below and let us know your thoughts on which quotes should be brought from New Moon to The Twilight Saga: New Moon.