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79 'New Moon' Quotes to look for in 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon'

June 2, 12:00 AMTwilight ExaminerAmanda Bell
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Since released, the trailer for The Twilight Saga: New Moon, presented by Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards on Sunday evening, has had a lot of people talking.

Many of the quotes from the trailer are reminiscent and derivatives of longer quotes that can be found in Stephenie Meyer’s New Moon.
 
That said, there are a number of quotes from the book that one might hope to see in the film.
 
Here, I propose, are a few (er, well, a few dozen).
  1. “You are only a senior once, might as well document the experience.” Alice Cullen
  2. “So, as discussed, I am not allowed to wish you a happy birthday, is that correct?” Edward Cullen
  3. “You want a nice stereo? Drive your own car.” Bella Swan
  4. “Anyway, you don’t irritate the Volturi. Not unless you want to die – or whatever it is we do.” Edward Cullen
  5. “Bella, the last birthday any of us had was Emmett in 1935. Cut us a little slack, and don’t be too difficult tonight.” Edward Cullen
  6. “If I develop this film, will you show up in the picture?” Bella Swan 
  7. “... never, in the nearly four hundred years now since I was born, have I ever seen anything to make me doubt whether God exists in some form or the other. Not even the reflection in the mirror.” Carlisle Cullen
  8. “Bella, you gave yourself a paper cut- that hardly deserves the death penalty.” Edward Cullen
  9. “Of course, I’ll always love you ... in a way. But what happened the other night made me realize that it’s time for a change. Because I’m ... tired of pretending to be something I’m not, Bella. I’m not human.” Edward Cullen
  10. “It will be as if I’d never existed.” Edward Cullen
  11. “She just keeps saying ‘He’s gone.’” Sam Uley
  12. “Trouble would be the better than this ... this moping around all the time!” Charlie Swan
  13. “Are you suicidal?” Jessica Stanley
  14. “So where to, Mr. Goodwrench?” Bella Swan
  15. “Oh, joy. Bella’s back.” Lauren Mallory (Jessica Stanley)
  16. “Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week.” Jacob Black
  17. “Why are you apologizing for bleeding?” Jacob Black
  18. “Did you know, you’re sort of beautiful?” Bella Swan
  19. “As long as you like me best. And you think I’m good-looking – sort of. I’m prepared to be annoyingly persistent.” Jacob Black
  20. “This is nothing personal, let me assure you, Bella. Just thirst.” Laurent
  21. “If you want to blame someone, why don’t you point your finger at those filthy, reeking bloodsuckers that you love so much?” Jacob Black
  22. “I saw that – I can see in your eyes what it does to you when I say their name.” Jacob Black
  23. “Sam Uley says Jacob can’t be my friend anymore.” Bella Swan
  24. "If whatever Jacob has going on with this Sam character sends her back into that depression, then Jacob is going to have to answer to me.” Charlie Swan
  25. “You can’t imagine how tight I’m bound ...” Jacob Black
  26. “Could you ... well, try to not be a ... werewolf?” Bella Swan
  27. “Well, I’m so sorry that I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bella. I guess I’m just not as great as a bloodsucker, am I?” Jacob Black
  28. “You really, honestly don’t mind that I morph into a giant dog?” Jacob Black
  29. “Vampires don’t count as people.” Jacob Black
  30. “I’m sort of used to weird by this point, you know.” Bella Swan
  31. “I’m sure the leech-lover is just dying to help us out!” Paul
  32. “Well, the wolf’s out of the bag now.” Embry Call
  33. “I bet she’s tougher than that. She runs with vampires.” Embry Call
  34. “... hanging out with werewolves has its risks.” Embry Call
  35. “So, you’re the vampire girl.” Emily Young
  36. “Bella is not bait.” Jacob Black
  37. “Bye, Bella. I really hope you don’t die.” Jacob Black
  38. “I’d forgotten how exuberant you are.” Alice Cullen
  39. “Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find.” Alice Cullen
  40. “What did you think you were going to find? I mean, besides me dead? Did you expect to find me skipping around and whistling showtunes? You know me better than that.” Bella Swan
  41. “It was the night of the living dead around here. I still hear her screaming in her sleep...” Charlie Swan
  42. “Sam would be mad if I broke the treaty, and you probably wouldn’t like it too much if I killed your friend.” Jacob Black
  43. “It was easier when we were both human, wasn’t it?” Jacob Black
  44. “Save your remorse for someone who believes it.” Alice Cullen
  45. “I don’t think he ever planned to outlive you by long.” Alice Cullen
  46. “If he gives into his more theatrical tendencies ... we might have time.” Alice Cullen
  47. “Honestly, I think it’s all gotten beyond ridiculous. I’m debating whether to just change you myself.” Alice Cullen
  48. “How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?” Alice Cullen
  49. “Could you pick a more conspicuous car to steal?” Bella Swan
  50. “Trust me, Bella. If anyone sets up a roadblock, it will be behind us.” Alice Cullen
  51. “You smell just exactly the same as always. So maybe this is hell. I don’t care. I’ll take it.” Edward Cullen
  52. “In summary, she did jump off a cliff, but she wasn’t trying to kill herself. Bella’s all about the extreme sports these days.” Alice Cullen
  53. “I love a happy ending. They are so rare.” Aro
  54. “I certainly never thought to see Carlisle bested for self-control of all things, but you put him to shame.” Aro
  55. “I haven’t seen a prospective talent so promising since we found Jane and Alec. Can you imagine the possibilities when she is one of us?” Aro
  56. “If she betrays our secrets, are you prepared to destroy her? I think not.” Caius
  57. “They have a name for someone who smells the way Bella does to me. They call her my singer – because her blood sings for me.” Edward Cullen
  58. “You will never put me through that again.” Esme Cullen
  59. “Please say you’ll forgive me.” Rosalie Hale
  60. “It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose.” Emmett Cullen
  61. “I’m dead, right? I did drown. Crap, crap, crap! This is gonna kill Charlie.” Bella Swan
  62. “If I was in hell, you wouldn’t be with me.” Bella Swan
  63. “I’ll never criticize Romeo again.” Edward Cullen
  64. “After all the thousand times I’ve told you I love you, how could you let one word break your faith in me?” Edward Cullen
  65. “I could see it in your eyes, that you honestly believed that I didn’t want you anymore. The most absurd, ridiculous concept – as if there were any way that I could exist without needing you!” Edward Cullen
  66. “It never made sense for you to love me.” Bella Swan
  67. “Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars – points of light and reason ... And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.” Edward Cullen
  68. “My heart hasn’t beat in almost ninety years, but this was different. It was like my heart was gone – like I was hollow. Like I’d left everything that was inside me here with you.” Edward Cullen
  69. “I cannot be without you, but I will not destroy your soul.” Edward Cullen
  70. “Hold on a second. I think I’m having an epiphany here.”
  71. “You, at least, made an effort. You got up in the morning, tried to be normal for Charlie, followed the pattern of your life. When I wasn’t tracking, I was ... totally useless.” Edward Cullen
  72. “If you’re going to bring the Volturi down on us over something as stupid as leaving me human, then your family ought to have a say.” Bella Swan
  73. “I wish there had been someone there to vote no for me.” Rosalie Hale
  74. “You’ve chosen not to live without her, and that doesn’t leave me a choice.” Carlisle Cullen
  75. “Seriously, Bella! I don’t have any idea how to not kill you.” Alice Cullen
  76. “You’re wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it’s a joke.” Edward Cullen
  77. “Well, I’m nearly a hundred and ten. It’s time I settled down.” Edward Cullen
  78. “Charlie ... is probably not going to kill you, but he’s thinking about it.”
  79. “The treaty is quite specific. If any of them bite a human, the truce is over. Bite, not kill.” Jacob Black
Any others that you’d like to see on-screen? Any of these you disagree with? Comment below and let us know your thoughts on which quotes should be brought from New Moon to The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

Thanks to Twilight-Quotes.com for the resource!

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