Richard Dawkins is C-3PO!?

November 12, 3:31 PMMovie ExaminerJason Roestel

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Was "Anakin" really the "Creator"?

It's such a thrill when you uncover a secret that has nagged at you since 1977... I've always wondered who C-3PO really was under the mask. I was watching Ben Stein's documentary Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed last night, (did I just unwittingly "out" myself as a moron???) and I did notice a certain familiarity with the entertainment/politico industry's biggest name in Atheism - Richard Dawkins, (wrote The God Delusion - pen-pal to Religulous scriber Bill Maher) and a certain golden robot from Industrial Light & Magic... I'll let you decide....

Richard Dawkins (human/monkey relations): 

C-3PO (human/cyborg relations):

So there you go. I believe that C-3PO was created out of dust proteins piggy-backing on the protozoa of Bantha "poo-doo". There is no creator as in "Thank the creator!" which he has always repeated in times of Galactic crisis. These films should have been called Star Wars: The Force Delusion...