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If you're going to spew... Spew in this!"
I agree this is a relatively gross, and fairly cheap piece of work for a movie column. And I'll keep this as short on texture description as I possibly can. But let's face reality movie fans, there are some awesome hurl scenes in film. And someone in the media needed to compile a definitive list that included movies other than The Exorcist. So without further preamble let's get to the business of celebrating regurgitation in film....
10) Don Johnson in Dead Bang (1989)-Cause: Don was a bit of a drinker in this lesser known Frankenheimer Cop vs Aryan Nation flick. After running down a suspect on foot, and finally tackling the guy Don's hangover get's the better of him and his handcuffed suspect get's covered in last night's liquid supper. Gross, but justifiable.
9) The kids in The Sandlot (1993)-Cause: Mouth loads of chewing tobacco and carnival rides DO NOT MIX. Well maybe that's the problem, they do mix, and mix well inside the little tummies of The Sandlot kids. The Tilt-A-Whirl ride helps mass distribute the mess all over the county fairgrounds.
8) Woody Harrelson in Kingpin(1996)-Cause: "What is it about great sex that makes me have to take a crap?" Woody finds out that really awful sex with your elderly landlord also might bring a man to his knees... In front of the toilet.
7) Rupert Grint in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)-Cause: Little Ron Weasely frigs-up a revenge spell he was attempting to cast on Draco Malfoy. He spends quite a bit of time after that tossing-up slimy garden slugs into a wooden pail. Side-note: A theater owner in Norway did file a formal complaint that this kids movie was making the kids toss their cookies alot more than usual.
6) Whoever that low-rent dude was in Jackass the Movie (2002)-Cause: Urine snowcones... Steve-O's Wasabi snooters were good for a green hurl, but the snow-cones were the main event in heaving.
5) Gary the puppet in Team America World Police(2004)-Cause: Puppets can't handle their liquor obviously... This one is popular because of it's lengthy duration. It just goes on and on and on and on... It seems eternal.
4) Lardass Hogan in Stand By Me(1986)-Cause: A bottle of Castor oil, a raw egg, and visions of cow-flops and rat-guts in blueberry sauce.
3) Jeff Goldbum in The Fly (1986)-Cause: Well, Jeff was transforming into a common housefly. And they soften their food with a sharp little spray of stomach acid for easy ingestion. It also works well on donuts and human hands.
2) Edward Furlong in Detroit Rock City (1999)-Cause: Booze and nerves over shaking his "wee-wee" in front of two hundred salivating cougars on stage at the Raining Men male strip club. Ed fills an empty beer pitcher that night. Then he strips down to his Gene Simmons underwear and shakes his wee-wee.
1) Terry Jones in Monty Python's Meaning of Life (1983)-Cause: Anything he could stuff himself with... And a "wafer-thin" mint. There will never be a puke-scene that can match this one in endeavor and sheer liquid volume. I'll let the Youtube video of this cinematic landmark speak for itself... Number one with a bullet, Terry Jones in Monty Python's Meaning of Life:
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