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Movie review: 'Ninja Assassin' - Ninjitsu or Nin-Shih-tzu?

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Ninja Assassin/2009 - Directed by: James McTeigue Starring: Rain, Naomi Harris, Ben Miles and hundreds of deadly, deadly Ninjas.... The Plot: Let us...
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Movie review: '2012' - Is Disasterbation a harmless activity??

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2012/2009 - Directed by: Roland Emmerich Starring: John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Danny Glover, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Oliver Platt, Thandie Newton and...
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Movie review: 'The Box'

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The Box/2009 - Directed by Richard Kelly Starring: Cameron Diaz, James Marsden, Frank Langella The Plot: A satanic salesman, (Langella) offers a...
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Jason vs. Jigsaw: Surviving the 'Saw' Franchise Part II - The Marathon

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Watch the new three minute 'Avatar' trailer - five hours before it's officially released nationwide!

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The little fat man on the midway said it best: "Hurry, hurry, step right up and win a prize!" I'm betting this international Avatar trailer...
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Movie review: 'Where the Wild Things Are'

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Where the Wild Things Are/2009 - Directed by: Spike Jonze Starring: Max Records, Catherine Keener, James Gandolfini, Catherine O'Hara, Forest...
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Movie review: 'Pandorum' (Dead Space or Space Hulk?)

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Pandorum/2009 - Directed by: Christian Alvart Starring: Ben Foster and Dennis Quaid The Plot: At an undisclosed location in our universe, after an...
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Movie review: 'Paranormal Activity' - (scariest movie ever..? or scariest. movie. ever.)

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Paranormal Activity/2009 - Directed by: Orin Peli Starring: Katie Featherston, Micah Sloat and Michael Bayouth The Plot: Ever felt like your house...
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Is 'Paranormal Activity' the new 'Blair Witch Project'? Check out the trailer w/ release date info.

So there's this indie horror flick out there made for less than the price of a hybrid car. Until now it's only been whispered about in the far, dark...
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Movie review: '9' (a nine or a nein?)

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9/2009 - Directed by Shane Acker Starring: Elijah Wood, John C. Reilly, Christopher Plummer, Jennifer Connelly, Martin Landau and Crispin Hellion...
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