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Movie review: 'Ninja Assassin' - Ninjitsu or Nin-Shih-tzu?

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Ninja Assassin/2009 - Directed by: James McTeigue Starring: Rain, Naomi Harris, Ben Miles and hundreds of deadly, deadly Ninjas.... The Plot: Let us...
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Movie review: '2012' - Is Disasterbation a harmless activity??

Saturday, November 14th, 2009 · 11 comments

2012/2009 - Directed by: Roland Emmerich Starring: John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Danny Glover, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Oliver Platt, Thandie Newton and...
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Movie review: 'The Box'

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The Box/2009 - Directed by Richard Kelly Starring: Cameron Diaz, James Marsden, Frank Langella The Plot: A satanic salesman, (Langella) offers a...
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Movie review: 'Where the Wild Things Are'

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Where the Wild Things Are/2009 - Directed by: Spike Jonze Starring: Max Records, Catherine Keener, James Gandolfini, Catherine O'Hara, Forest...
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Movie review: 'Zombieland' (feel-good horror movie of the year?)

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Zombieland/2009 - Directed by: Ruben Fleischer Starring: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin and B.M... The Plot: Welcome...
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Movie review: 'Pandorum' (Dead Space or Space Hulk?)

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Pandorum/2009 - Directed by: Christian Alvart Starring: Ben Foster and Dennis Quaid The Plot: At an undisclosed location in our universe, after an...
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Movie review: 'Paranormal Activity' - (scariest movie ever..? or scariest. movie. ever.)

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Paranormal Activity/2009 - Directed by: Orin Peli Starring: Katie Featherston, Micah Sloat and Michael Bayouth The Plot: Ever felt like your house...
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Movie review: '9' (a nine or a nein?)

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9/2009 - Directed by Shane Acker Starring: Elijah Wood, John C. Reilly, Christopher Plummer, Jennifer Connelly, Martin Landau and Crispin Hellion...
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Second opinion: 'Inglorious Basterds' - a feminine perspective

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Inglourious Basterds - the one movie this Summer that has everybody talking, arguing, shouting, or spurting fountains of lovey-dovey over. Film fans...
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Movie review: 'Inglorious Basterds' (avoid this movie too)

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Inglorious Basterds/2009 - Directed by: Quentin Tarantino Starring: Brad Pitt and a cast of thousands... The Plot: This being a Quentin Tarantino...
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