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A certain preacher of a very large church died and went to heaven.
He was convinced that he would get the penthouse in heaven. If not him, then who, he thought not so humbly to himself.
Instead, he was given a small tiny one bedroom apartment.
Disappointed and not a little bit angry, the preacher asked Peter why he couldn't have the penthouse.
Pete replied, "We have lots of preachers like you here in heaven."
"Then who is in the penthouse?" the preacher demanded to know.
"It's a wall street broker*" replied Saint Pete.
"What?! Why?!"
Peter replied, "Until now, we have only one of them in heaven.
* pick your own character - lawyer, politician, bank owner...who am I missing?
While you are deciding who to add to the list, have you remembered the 3 surprises of heaven?
1. Who you will find there.
2. Who you will not find there.
3. To find that you are there.
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