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The (Halloween) Saga continues . . .
A long time ago,
In a pugilistic galaxy far, far away...
It is a period of civil war.
(War has erupted between fighters who take on the best around their divisions, and fighters who protect their records.)
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Rebel spaceships (led by the vessel "Pambansang Kamao"), are striking from a hidden base (located within the mountains of Baguio City).
The rebels have won their first victory against the Galactic Empire. Pac Skywalker defeated Miguel "General Grievous" Cotto, a tough and skilled warrior still grieving from his loss to the "Tijuana Tornado" Antonio Margarito.
The victorious Jedi-in-training is being mysteriously and curiously stalked by the lethal and obsessive Juan Manuel Bobba Fett, a mercenary employed by a yet-to-be-disovered group intent on killing and destroying the rebel faction.
There has been suspicious allegations launched against the Empire, regarding a prospective collusion and alliance between two powerful factions.
Golden Boy Promotions and HBO are working very closely together. Something evil is clouding galactic politics.
The endangered Jedis are trying to discover the mastermind Sith who is manipulating the boxing universe.
They look to Oscar de la Hoya, Richard Schaefer, or Ross Greenburg. Who is Emperor Palpatine masked in black robe, and armed with the Dark Side of the Force?
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During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy the entire sport of boxing.
The rebel fleet is outnumbered.
It is pursued by the Empire's galactic battleships.
Pac Skywalker races home to save his people and to restore excitement to the sporting galaxy.
Trained by master Yoda (Freddie Roach) and with the helpful sidekick Chewbacca (Buboy Fernandez), Skywalker has to learn to be true to the sacred warrior code of the Jedi knights: to stay focused, to maintain discipline, and to control his fears.
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Skywalker's teachers eventually go and are no longer with him. They have crossed into the other world. Gone are Yoda Roach, Obi Wan Ariza, and Qui Gon Arum. Pac Skywalker has not yet fully completed his training.
The Emperor is trying to convert the rebel leadership over to the side of the Empire. In his untempted, naive youth, Pac Skywalker does not yet know the power of the Dark side: of ego, flamboyance, and unlimited power.
March 2010 . . . a titanic battle is approaching within the guarded fortress that is the MGM Death Star - the middle of the boxing ring. In front of their massive legions.
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One must fall. Burned in the funeral pyre, warrior's gear and corpse smoke floating towards the black, star-filled night.
And the one left standing, the only purveyor of pugilistic hope, takes hold of the magical light that is sports history, and transcends it.
On the 13th of March, the war begins. Before the early light of dawn, the climactic battle ends.
Vader is the most powerful force in the universe;
. . . the souls of men will be saved - or lost.
Darth Mayweather declares to Pac Skywalker:
Yoda Roach has taught you well . . .
The Force is with you young Pac Skywalker, but you are not an all-time great yet.
If you cannot be turned to the Dark Side, you will be . . . destroyed!
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