Fancy Fast Food: break the chain gang

July 1, 10:31 PMWeb ExaminerChelsey Delaney

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Sushi main ingredient: Popeyes Chicken.

What did the Texan do when she moved to Pennsylvania?

She ordered a chain-burrito.

([cheyn buh-ree-toh] -controversially delicious noun. a burrito born "without a silver spoon in hand.")

Later, a funeral occurred for the pride the Texan once held in only consuming authentic Mexican food.  Meanwhile, many of her internal body parts silently packed their bags in protest.

So what does one do in order to consume chain-burritos and not cause the body's workers to go on strike? This one went to fancyfastfood.com.

The Fancy Fast Food blog explains how to abracadabra signature fast food dishes.  Each recipe includes all of your "favorites:" the Big Mac, the BURRITO SUPREME, Popeyes Chicken...

Caution: chain-burritos are not for everyone. They are actually for no one.