An ESPN report says the Dallas Cowboys are concerned after quarterback Brad Johnson led them to their least productive victory ever.
Ever.
Let me get this straight. In the history of the Dallas Cowboys franchise, they've never had a game where they gained 172 yards or less and still managed to luck into a win.
Never.
I don't blame the Cowboys for being worried, Johnson only led one touchdown drive, and that was helped out by four, count 'em, four Tampa Bay penalties. This week the Cowboys play at the Giants, who just sacked Ben Roethlisberger five times. Next to Brad Johnson, Roethlisberger looks like Speedy Gonzales. Running from predators. On meth.
Now, the scariest pass rush in the league faces a non-mobile quarterback who's as old as Big Daddy Kane. I think it's okay for the team to admit some concern.