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Feast your eyes on the top 10 Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes to share with your grandchildren

November 6, 10:38 AMCleveland Grandparenting ExaminerEllen Jacob
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Let's talk turkey -- knock knock jokes for the whole family
Let's talk turkey -- knock knock jokes for the whole family
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Let’s talk turkey. Thanksgiving is a great time for being thankful, especially if you’re not a turkey, and nothing’s better than a good joke to get you feeling festive. It’s a totally feel-good experience. Children's education experts agree that kids just want to have fun and laugh, and sharing knock-knock jokes is an excellent way to not only transcend the generational divide and bond, it’s a great exercise in developing interactive language skills.

Get ready for Thanksgiving with these Top 10 Knock-knock Jokes, collected from various websites. Kids love knock-knock jokes and these are super corny.

1. Knock Knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot more than I should have.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to wait long to eat?
4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren't you?
5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I'm hungry!
6. Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much.
7. Knock Knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the stuffing out of you.
8. Knock Knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip a big plate and dig in.
9. Knock Knock. Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers.
10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle I do if you don't open the door?

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