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I don't view aliens as hostile or peaceful, just self-involved like humans.
They'll do what's in their best interest, whether that may be probing for kicks, testing skin-care lotion on us, or breeding us to see what kind of interesting mixes they could get--some of us will become the equivalent of toy breeds to carry around in alien purses.
If you're abducted just think back to what your pet does to get proper attention (I said proper attention, don't be using other worlds as your toilet). You might try some tricks to get fed, purring to get a warm lap to sit in, or if you feel hostile chew and scratch the furniture like a bad, little human captive. Most of these antics may work with giant, friendly aliens or apes that don't know they're not supposed to be in charge.
However, if you're abducted by Ridley Scott type aliens then the best you can do is pull out your laptop and blog about how it feels to be impregnated by creatures with acid for blood. You'll be sure to get plenty of feedback in your comments section such as the judgmental person who asks if you were married before deciding to birth an alien offspring and the insensitive bulk domain buyer who asks if he can have your blog after your intestines are blown out.
In the end, try to keep a sense of humor about it all. Unfortunately, in space no one can hear you laugh.
