
Russian porn star Anna Morgan has inked a deal with an MMORPG gold-selling website, in which she will have the company's name and URL tattooed on her ample DD-sized boobs.
The website, MyMMOShop.com, claims that a popular porn actress would be featured in 50 to 100 videos in a single year, giving the website plenty of exposure. Anna will be paid $500,000 for her breastal real estate under the conditions that the tattoo not be removed or altered for at least 2 years.
Even if you are an avid follower of porn -- and let's face it, we are on the Internet right now -- the name Anna Morgan is still likely not one you would be familiar with. According to the press release, however, 19-year-old Anna had just signed a contract with Top Studios in Los Angeles and is considered a rising star in the industry.
After processing all of this, you may be wondering how a porn star relates to MMORPGs in the first place.
"The company feels that the link between porn, the internet, and online gaming is as strong as the pairing of peanut butter and jelly, making this an excellent fit."
Right, of course.
Anna is scheduled to officially ruin a nice set of boobs on June 15th at the Soul Tattoo Shop. If I actually knew where that was, I might be inclined to try to stop her.
UPDATE: I should have known better. How many "porn stars" do you know of that don't have any pictures on the Internet except for this non-pornographic one? None, I would guess. While this would have been considered a publicity stunt either way, chances are that MyMMOShop isn't really inking some boobs with their logo. If I would have known press releases were allowed to be outright lies, I would have declared myself Emperor years ago.