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It's the Olympics! Whee!
It's Olympic eating! Chowing down on hamburgers quickly might not win you a date, but there is notoriety involved. Like the time you ran over Aunt Myrtle's favorite ficus stair surfing. Oh the rug burns.
Quit bugging me! I'll eat you! You might even taste like chicken.
Do you grow one of these, or have it removed?
Some wine with that cheese, buddy?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than...