Chris Jensen

S.F. Gay Examiner
Chris Jensen prefers Tanqueray to Bombay, Sufjan Stevens to progressive house, and Ben Cohen to David Beckham. He opposes laser hair removal and lives in the Castro. His work has appeared in SF Weekly and Out magazine.
  

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Pride haiku

POSTED June 27, 7:08 PM
Chris Jensen - S.F. Gay Examiner
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Just off a phone call with my friend Andy, who complained that (contrary to those who think that Pride gets more and more outrageous every year) the parade used to be far raunchier in the '80s. His summary of the dominant mantra of  this weekend's SF Gay Pride:

"Get married! Adopt babies! Drink Skyy! Eat Altoids!"

Which inspired me to try my hand at a little haiku:

Dads with strollers
Eating Altoids, drinking Skyy:
A boring-ass parade  


 

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POSTED June 29, 1:02 AM
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POSTED June 28, 9:13 AM
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