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Chris Jensen prefers Tanqueray to Bombay, Sufjan Stevens to progressive house, and Ben Cohen to David Beckham. He opposes laser hair removal and lives in the Castro. His work has appeared in SF Weekly and Out magazine.
  

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Charo: A savvy blend of trashiness and talent

POSTED June 29, 11:32 PM
Chris Jensen - S.F. Gay Examiner
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As Brenda Dickson might say, "These are bugle beads."
Charo—one of the celebrity grand marshals in this year's Pride parade—gave a concert on Sunday night at The Herbst, and I've decided that she's either very savvy or very crazy. Or both.

"You're probably wondering, 'How old is that bitch?'"
—Charo at the Herbst on Sunday night


For the record, she's 67. (Or at least I think she is: Wikipedia and IMDb list different birthdates—1951 and 1941, respectively—and apparently Charo went to court to prove that she was 15, not 25, when she married 66-year-old Xavier Cugat in 1966. Let's just say that she qualifies for senior-citizen discounts, OK?)

Sunday's show opened bizarrely: when Charo appeared on stage, she was backed up by a three-piece band and flanked by two male dancers wearing black mesh shirts. One dancer wielded a tambourine, the other a pair of maracas. (The guy with the tambourine seemed especially excitable, leading my friend Michael to observe: "He's taking that instrument even farther than Tracy Partridge.")

For the first hour, Charo relied on her variety-show stand-up schtick, sang a few spastic songs, and even strolled around the half-empty auditorium giving random lapdances. It was kind of horrifying, made even more so by the backup dancers who kept appearing in various forms of unflattering undress.

"Don't underestimate a cuchi-cuchi. Cuchi-cuchi showed me the way to the bank."
—Charo at the Herbst

And then, at the one-hour mark, Charo finally broke out her guitar. It was instantly clear why she remains so well-regarded as a flamenco guitarist: her control of the instrument is mesmerizing, and the audience cheered wildly at the conclusion of each piece. Over the course of two hours, she'd gone from second-rate nightclub act to artist. And it occurred to me that it was a smart, if zany, approach to self-presentation.

How better to take an audience off-guard with your considerable talents than to begin with a trashy, self-deprecating stand-up routine? I, for one, was floored by the second half of her show, in large part because I was so disheartened by the first.
 
Topics: Gay , Gay culture , Gay events , Gay Pride , SF Gay Pride , Pride 2008 , SF Pride , Charo

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A Pink Saturday with Addison DeWitt

POSTED June 29, 5:19 PM
Chris Jensen - S.F. Gay Examiner
"San Francisco. An oasis of civilization in the California desert. Tell me, do you share my high opinion of San Francisco?" —Addison DeWitt (George Sanders) in "All about Eve" By the time Pink Saturday rolled around,... Read More
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Pride week events: Sunday

POSTED June 29, 1:02 AM
Chris Jensen - S.F. Gay Examiner
Oh, thank God: Pride Week is almost over, which means I can soon return to my usual practice of Meekness and Shame. I'm listing Sunday's events in roughly chronological order. Pride Communion Service along the parade route (Market Street between Beale... Read More
Topics: Gay , Gay culture , This weekend is gay , Gay events , Gay Pride , SF Gay Pride , Pride 2008 , SF Pride , Pride Guide

Pride week events: Saturday

POSTED June 28, 9:13 AM
Chris Jensen - S.F. Gay Examiner
Pride Week is almost over, and none too soon: I'm fast running out of things to be proud of. If you'd like to see your event here, just drop me a line at gayexaminer@gmail.com (thanks to those who've already done so). I'm listing Saturday's events in... Read More
Topics: Gay , Gay politics , Gay culture , This weekend is gay , Gay events , Drag , Drag Queens , Gay Pride , SF Gay Pride , Pride 2008 , SF Pride , Pride Guide , Gay Theatre

Pride haiku

POSTED June 27, 7:08 PM
Chris Jensen - S.F. Gay Examiner
Briefly... Just off a phone call with my friend Andy, who complained that (contrary to those who think that Pride gets more and more outrageous every year) the parade used to be far raunchier in the '80s. His summary of the dominant mantra of ... Read More
Topics: Gay , Gay culture , Gay events , Gay Pride , SF Gay Pride , Pride 2008 , SF Pride

Pride week events: Friday

POSTED June 27, 8:55 AM
Chris Jensen - S.F. Gay Examiner
I'll be posting daily Pride events every morning throughout the week. If you'd like to see your event here, just drop me a line at gayexaminer@gmail.com (thanks to those who've already done so). I'm listing Friday's events in roughly chronological order,... Read More
Topics: Gay , Gay culture , Fetish , This weekend is gay , Gay events , Drag , Drag Queens , Transgender , Gay Dance , Gay Pride , SF Gay Pride , Pride 2008 , SF Pride , Pride Guide , Gay Theatre

Pride week events: Thursday

POSTED June 26, 8:39 AM
Chris Jensen - S.F. Gay Examiner
I'll be posting daily Pride events every morning throughout the week. If you'd like to see your event here, just drop me a line at gayexaminer@gmail.com (thanks to those who've already done so). I'm listing Thursday's events in roughly chronological... Read More
Topics: Gay , Gay culture , Gay events , Gay Pride , SF Gay Pride , Pride 2008 , SF Pride , Pride Guide

Too proud?: A debate on Gay Pride

POSTED June 25, 11:01 AM
Chris Jensen - S.F. Gay Examiner
So it seems that my seemingly innocuous Pride week calendar stoked a bit of a debate over at a blog called Bookworm Room. (This is a long post, but I think you'll find the back-and-forth worthwhile.) From Bookworm's post:I’m quite libertarian... Read More
Topics: Gay , Gay politics , Gay culture , Gay events , Gay Pride , SF Gay Pride , Pride 2008 , SF Pride

Pride week events: Wednesday

POSTED June 25, 8:48 AM
Chris Jensen - S.F. Gay Examiner
I'll be posting daily Pride events every morning throughout the week. If you'd like to see your event here, just drop me a line at gayexaminer@gmail.com (thanks to those who've already done so). I'm listing Wednesday's events in roughly chronological... Read More
Topics: Gay , Gay culture , Fetish , Gay events , Leather , Drag , Drag Queens , Gay Pride , SF Gay Pride , Pride 2008 , SF Pride , Pride Guide

Pride week events: Tuesday

POSTED June 24, 9:58 AM
Chris Jensen - S.F. Gay Examiner
I'll be posting daily Pride events every morning throughout the week. If you'd like to see your event here, just drop me a line at gayexaminer@gmail.com (thanks to those who've already done so). Trannyshack: Addicted to Porn at The Stud (399 9th St).... Read More
Topics: Gay , Gay culture , Fetish , Gay events , Drag , Drag Queens , Gay Dance , Gay Pride , SF Gay Pride , Pride 2008 , SF Pride , Pride Guide

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