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Let this be a cautionary tale, gentlemen. The Sun, England’s version of the Enquirer, is reporting that a “sex mad Russian” died of a heart attack after a twelve hour, Viagra-fueled orgy.
The Sun states that “The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon. But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.”
Twelve hours, holy potatoes! When was the last time you did ANYTHING for twelve hours straight, besides sleep? I can barely get through a YouTube video that’s longer than four minutes, so I have no idea how these frisky Ruskies lasted so long. They must’ve had Costco-sized boxes of Pixie Sticks and Red Bull to aid them in their task.
Of course, any “news source” that spells Viagra wrong (see the caption) is probably something one should question. Then again, “Viagra Orgy Man Collapses” is certain to sell more papers than some of their other headlines - “Love story told by an eyebrow” and “Grass snakes will be happy” anyone?
My question to all you (living) randy 28-year-olds is this: if you’re going to bite the dust, is there really any better way to go?
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