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Scott McClellan Can’t Ruin George Bush Junior’s Day

May 29, 1:39 PM
by Wonkette .com, Wonkette Examiner
 
 


The great George W. Bush delivered the commencement address at Colorado’s Air Force Academy today, the same day that his former hobbit slave was publicizing mean books about him. Here he is this morning “chest-bumping” a graduate, who has probably already died in Iraq. [AP Photo]
Topics: Bush , McLellan , Wonkette , Humor
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