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Dunkin' Donuts Nixes Terrorist Rachael Ray Ad

POSTED May 28, 1:19 PM
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Remember when those nuts on the right, Michelle Malkin and Charles Johnson, condemned beloved fast food bakery Dunkin' Donuts for letting teevee chef Rachael Ray wear a Palestinian scarf in this ad?

Dunkin' Donuts first released a statement saying that no, it was not the Palestinian kaffiyeh design at all, just paisley, and a SCARF. Despite being categorically incorrect, the wingnuts have somehow "won" and Dunkin' Donuts will pull the ad due to the "possibility of misperception." Jesus. [Boston Globe
Topics: Rachel Ray , Dunkin Donuts , kaffiyeh , scarf

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