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God Sends His Only Severe Thunderstorm To Jenna Bush's Crawford Wedding
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Here's tonight's severe weather alert from Waco's News Channel 25. Yikes, it's a big terrible thunderstorm over Crawford. But it should clear up by tomorrow evening. Meanwhile, all the poor people in Crawford have offered their barns and double-wides as vacation rentals for the wedding guests, but the elites aren't falling for that.
Let's remember the good times we've had with single-gal Jenna:
? Designer dresses and crappy, home-made souvenirs.
? Jenna meets the Nazi Pope!
? White House Reveals Where The Wild Twins Are.
? First the White House attacked the Waco Cultists, then it attacked the nice people of Crawford.
? J.B., phone home. Phone home!
? But her dad can't remember if she was ever born.
? For a few days, several years ago, Jenna seemed to sort of like her husband-to-be.
? And did Laura Bush like Henry Hager? Not so much ....
? But what about Jenna's South American boyfriend?
? And was she really pregnant?
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