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Livid Bob Dole Sends Email Rant To Scott McClellan
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 Remember when Bob Dole used to be a pleasant old man who liked to get it on with his lady after eating a few little blue pills? Well now he is a bag of angry flatulence who unleashed his fury on traitorous Scott McClellan, via the emails, which were invented several hundred years after Bob Dole first attained elective office. Quotations from his hilariously angry E-Communication after the jump.“There are miserable creatures like you in every administration who don’t have the guts to speak up or quit if there are disagreements with the boss or colleagues. No, your type soaks up the benefits of power, revels in the limelight for years, then quits, and spurred on by greed, cashes in with a scathing critique.” “In my nearly 36 years of public service I’ve known of a few like you … No doubt you will ‘clean up’ as the liberal anti-Bush press will promote your belated concerns with wild enthusiasm. When the money starts rolling in you should donate it to a worthy cause, something like, ‘Biting The Hand That Fed Me.’
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