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Oh Hey, The World Is Ending

POSTED May 13, 12:04 AM
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Apocalypse Now:

The death toll in Burma could hit a million people, the worst earthquake to strike China in 58 years has already killed at least 9,000, more than 70 tornadoes killed more than 20 people from the midwest to the southeast, and NASA will make a terrible announcement on Wednesday about something horrific they've been nervously hunting for 50 years. 

This is the sinister press release:

WASHINGTON — NASA has scheduled a media teleconference Wednesday, May 14, at 1 p.m. EDT, to announce the discovery of an object in our Galaxy astronomers have been hunting for more than 50 years. This finding was made by combining data from NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory with ground-based observations.

The object, experts say, is a Space Monster.


Topics: Sex and the City , NASA , Burma , China , Earthquake