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McCain Peddles Elitist Hobby Equipment On Web Site

POSTED June 5, 12:13 PM

John McCain is the graduate of a swank prep school, the scion of America’s most distinguished Naval dynasty, and the husband of a multimillionaire beer heiress. This is why he sells “divot tools” to raise money for his presidential campaign, because only an elitist would even know what an effing divot tool is. Thanks to Working-Class Wonkette Operative “More Bitterer” for bringing this to our attention. [McCain Store]

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Categories: McCain , Elitism , Gifts For Dad , Shopping , Golf

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Republican Priest Asks God To Change Obama’s Mind, Because He’s An Awful Man

POSTED May 30, 4:30 PM

At last night’s New York State Republican Party dinner, at which Rudy Giuliani appeared as a loser and Dick Cheney spoke like a hero, the “invocation” was delivered by a “Monsignor” Jim Lisante. Guess what? He’s... Read More

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Livid Bob Dole Sends Email Rant To Scott McClellan

POSTED May 30, 12:37 PM

Remember when Bob Dole used to be a pleasant old man who liked to get it on with his lady after eating a few little blue pills? Well now he is a bag of angry flatulence who unleashed his fury on traitorous Scott McClellan, via the emails, which were... Read More

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Larry Craig Pens Tell-All Restroom Sex Scandal Memoir!

POSTED May 29, 3:32 PM

The Idaho bathroom goblin who won America’s heart will write a book about his totally straight adventures once he’s safely retired from the Senate. He told a local news station that the book will probably take a year or so to write and edit.... Read More

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Scott McClellan Can’t Ruin George Bush Junior’s Day

POSTED May 29, 1:39 PM

The great George W. Bush delivered the commencement address at Colorado’s Air Force Academy today, the same day that his former hobbit slave was publicizing mean books about him. Here he is this morning “chest-bumping” a graduate, who... Read More

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Dunkin' Donuts Nixes Terrorist Rachael Ray Ad

POSTED May 28, 1:19 PM

Remember when those nuts on the right, Michelle Malkin and Charles Johnson, condemned beloved fast food bakery Dunkin' Donuts for letting teevee chef Rachael Ray wear a Palestinian scarf in this ad? Dunkin' Donuts first released a statement saying that... Read More

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Dana Perino Confused By Most Things, But Specifically McClellan's Criticism

POSTED May 28, 12:44 PM

The White House has issued a Papal Bull in response to former press secretary Scott McClellan's new book, in which he makes bland accusations about the Bush administration like "they may not have been completely trustworthy" in order to sell... Read More

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Sociopath: Our Greatest American Draws the Line

POSTED May 23, 11:45 AM

Let's discuss the Hillary campaign's Thursday, shall we? Her line now is that she won't accept a compromise to halve Florida and Michigan's delegations — which Obama would likely accept at the big May 31 DNC meeting, and which both Bill Clinton... Read More

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Oh Hey, The World Is Ending

POSTED May 13, 12:04 AM

Apocalypse Now:The death toll in Burma could hit a million people, the worst earthquake to strike China in 58 years has already killed at least 9,000, more than 70 tornadoes killed more than 20 people from the midwest to the southeast, and NASA will... Read More

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God Sends His Only Severe Thunderstorm To Jenna Bush's Crawford Wedding

POSTED May 10, 11:30 AM

Here's tonight's severe weather alert from Waco's News Channel 25. Yikes, it's a big terrible thunderstorm over Crawford. But it should clear up by tomorrow evening. Meanwhile, all the poor people in Crawford have offered their barns and double-wides... Read More

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