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Wearing costumes to the office on Halloween is a fairly stupid activity. Unless it's done right.
There are several requirements in order to pull off a successful Halloween costume at work:
1. It is highly offensive, and you might get fired.
2. You are fat, and you are willing to wear a tight costume.
3. You are fat, and you are willing to let everyone know you're fat.
4. It is absolutely ridiculous, such as the Green Man costume displayed on the right.
The slideshow below contains a collection of Halloween outfits that you wish you would've worn to your office today.
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