Smart Enough That You Understand Up to This Point

IQ > 100

Gigantic Tower of Clean (Critical) Laundry 

Almost Folded

A General is Nothing Without Footmen

Excellent at Less Complicated Folds

A Place to Detain The Insolent

Must Be Sturdy and Free From Debris to Climb On

The Insolent

Anyone That Unfolds Is Better Off Confined

Rewards for Hard Work

A Serious Job Deserves Serious Rewards

It is really simple actually.  If you did not figure it out, then here is a review:

1. Make huge, manly pile of laundry
2. Force feed children old enough to fear you into action
3. Confine all children young enough to get in the way, as they will take pleasure in unfolding
4. Fold until bored
5. Play console game of choice
6. Repeat steps 4  & 5 until completed

Remember, laundry doesn't fold itself unless you have the help of little children.  Good luck and happy folding.