5 More Reasons Your Girlfriend Doesn’t Play With You
POSTED May 2, 6:30 PM

Science marches on.
The Girlfriend Gamer Love Lab (GiGLL) returns this week with startling new findings on why girlfiends don't play videogames with boyfriends:

 

1.       You pout when she tells you it is her turn to play Peach In Super Smash Bros. Brawl .

2.       You pout when she pounds the stuffing out of you in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

3.       You pout when she frags you again in Halo 3.

4.       You pout when she points out her GamerScore is higher than yours.

5.       Remember that look she gave you when you introduced her to your co-workers as, “This is my girlfriend. I totally got her into games.” That look tells you everything you need to know.


 
 
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David Thomas
David Thomas is a nationally syndicated videogame journalist, critic and teacher. He co-authored the Videogame Style Guide and Reference Manual, so he knows that PONG is written in uppercase and that it wasn’t the first videogame. His current favorite game of all time is Rock Band.


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