
Toss the Turtle is one of those morbidly fascinating games. A brother of sorts to the infamous Kitten Cannon, Toss the Turtle has you hurling a durable turtle out of a cannon, over and over again, for hours.
This is a highly addictive game - something you'll notice from my screenshots below, as I've gotten very close to getting all the achievements and equipment. At first, you might get frustrated by short distances, but as you start upgrading equipment, well, that classic grin of delight might cross your face.
The controls for Toss the Turtle are very easy to learn - aim the cannon at an angle, hold down the mouse button to build power, and then release the mouse button to fire when the cannon is at full power. Use your gun to shoot the turtle away from hazards or up high into the starry sky. You can also use WASD to move your turtle a little, mainly to avoid or aim for obstacles along the ground.
Yes, it's morbid. Although the turtle never dies, there's lots of blood and pain for the guy. Don't let kids or animal rights activists near this game, and you'll have fun for hours. I promise.
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Final Rating: Play It
Where to play it: http://www.kongregate.com/games/Foreverkul/toss-the-turtle
Kid/Work Safe: No
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