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Dimitri and Olga: the voicemail saga. Or, how to never, ever get the girl of your dreams.
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by Joshua McIntire, Internet Buzz Examiner
Olga went out one night with friends, as people are prone to do. There, she was approached by at least one man, as women are prone to be. So, she hands the man a business card and says "call me".
What Olga thought was a one-off "yeah right" turned out to means "let's have children and build our portfolios together" to one Dimitri, the card's recipient.
Listen to the voicemails he left Olga. Listen to the soft, dulcet tones, the romantic wooing, the . . . . absolute lack of ANY knowledge of what to say to a woman!?
In the Youtube generation, Dimitri, you can't expect gold like these voicemails to stay secret for long! Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between, I present: Dimitri, the Stud.
For more info: Here are some great tips for leaving effective voicemails. However, dear readers, remember that voicemails of the romantic wooing nature are not business calls and therefore there is no "perfect strategy".
Topics: Bad Ideas , Awesome , Dimitri , Olga , Voicemail
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