
Happy Monday, all you randy guys and girls.
For those of you who don't know, yesterday was the start of National Passion Week, which has just become my favorite week of the year. Take advantage of the rest of the week and indulge in a little passion.
Today, why not start off this Week of Passion by stimulating the economy? According to Yahoo news, the sale of condoms is on the rise, which totally makes sense. You can invest your hard earned cash into the economy and lower the number of resource consuming populace by warding off the unexpected arrival of little miracles. For a few measly dollars you can partake in some almost free fun. Try out a new position, incorporate some new foods into your usual routine, or just break in a new area of the house. Whatever you do or regardless of how many times you do it, the point is to use a glove and enjoy some lovin', and possibly a mind blowing finale.
So, go get some condoms and get busy!