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Adultcon hits the LA Convention Center March 20, 2009-March 22, 2009
What do you get when you take every man's wet dream, prolong it three days, and house it in the LA Convention Center? Adultcon16, baby! That's right, throngs of std ridden men and women will be making their way to Los Angeles, this week for Adultcon16.
The festivities begin Friday, March 20, 2009 and run through Sunday, March 22, 2009. Unfortunately, I will be out of town visiting my aunt, but here are a few pointers for going to a porn convention.
- Don't touch anything
- Keep your hands away from your mouth
- Keep a bottle of Purell and Wet Ones handy
- Remember that std's are not airborn so it's ok to breathe
I'm totally kidding. I'm sure pornstars are just as clean as people who aren't used as cum-buckets for a living. If I were able to go, I so would. Take plenty of pictures and keep the camera rolling because I'm pretty sure some mess will go down at some point. If you haven't already got your tics then head on over to Adultcon.com and get your hands on them. Or better yet, why not treat yourself to VIP passes? Have fun you lucky bastards! Maybe I'll get to the second showing in October, or I can kidnap a few stars, take them to my house, and have my own porn convention. Yeah!
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