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Everyone knows Los Angeles is the land of pretty people. But sometimes even pretty people need help getting their swerve on. Next time you're raring to go but your boyfriend/husband isn't try these 5 foods to kick his libido into overdrive.
Garlic
It's stinky, but more importantly it's strong, which is exactly what it will happen to your guys peen. Garlic is chalk full of allicin, an ingredient that will increase blood flow to your guys love muscle. So, whip up an extra garlicky dish and keep the Altoids handy.
Avocado
Another testes fruit, yes fruit because they have a seed, avocados are rich in folic acid and B6. Both help metabolize proteins to increase energy and increase testosterone production. Feed your guy this fruit and your boyfriend/husband will be extra manly. Like, "Grrr, let's make love right here while I lift these weights and work on my Mustang."
Almonds
These tasty nuts promote the healthy production of hormones. Get your guy too nosh on these throughout the day and by the time he makes it home he'll be dropping his trousers at the door.
Figs
Is it just me or does this fruit have the shape of testicles? You know, until you cut them open and then they look like a va-jay-jay. Got to love an asexual fruit, but that's not the point! Figs are great for your guys man-meat. Not only do they increase libido but they do wonders for sexual stamina, too.
Chocolate
Of course, I saved the best for last. Chocolate has been believed for years to be the ultimate aphrodisiac. Packed with euphoric inducing chemicals that I can't pronounce, much less spell, chocolate has the ability to make your guy feel like he's "in love." It also helps to boost his immune system, due to anti-oxidants, making him a healthy sex stallion who's always ready to be ridden.
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