Host Taylor Swift made fun of herself and everybody else in her musical monologue -- which she sarcastically called "Monologue Song (La La La)" -- on "Saturday Night Live." She skewered Joe Jonas for dumping her over the phone:
You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy that broke up with me on the phone / But I'm not going to mention him in my monologue ...
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well, I'm hosting 'SNL' / But I'm not going to write about that in my monologue / La la la. Ha ha ha"
She blew kisses to new sweetie Taylor Lautner:
And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from 'Twilight' / I'm not going to comment on that in my monologue ..."
And of course she sang about being totally over Kanye West grabbing her microphone at the MTV Video Music Awards:
You might be expecting me to say/ Something bad about Kanye/ And how he ran up on the stage/ But there's nothing more to say/ 'Cause everything's OK/ I've got security lining the stage."
Later in the show, she did a super funny send-up of Kate Gosselin on "The View." Who knew she was a comedian as well as a singer?
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