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But seriously folks: Taylor Swift skewered Joe Jonas, blew kisses to Taylor Lautner on SNL (videos)

November 9, 10:54 AMCelebrity News ExaminerLiz Barrett
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Taylor Swift joked about Kanye West in her "Saturday Night Live" musical monologue. (YouTube | NBC)

Host Taylor Swift made fun of herself and everybody else in her musical monologue -- which she sarcastically called "Monologue Song (La La La)" -- on "Saturday Night Live."  She skewered Joe Jonas for dumping her over the phone:

You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy that broke up with me on the phone / But I'm not going to mention him in my monologue ...
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well, I'm hosting 'SNL' / But I'm not going to write about that in my monologue / La la la. Ha ha ha"

She blew kisses to new sweetie Taylor Lautner:

And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from 'Twilight' / I'm not going to comment on that in my monologue ..."

And of course she sang about being totally over Kanye West grabbing her microphone at the MTV Video Music Awards:

You might be expecting me to say/ Something bad about Kanye/ And how he ran up on the stage/ But there's nothing more to say/ 'Cause everything's OK/ I've got security lining the stage."

Later in the show, she did a super funny send-up of Kate Gosselin on "The View." Who knew she was a comedian as well as a singer?

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