Has Angelina Jolie already given birth to new twins?
If you believe Perez Hilton and the entire French press, the answer is yes,
Angelina Jolie gave birth to twin girls on Sunday at a Catholic clinic in Aix-En-Provence. French gossip sites reported that the babies were named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane, in honor of the girls' grandmothers.
Entertainment Tonight claims to have confirmed reports of the birth, but don't bet on it. Many of these same media sources also reported that Jolie and Brad Pitt were married in New Orleans in March, and that turned out to be false. At least we think it was false.
Why the big mystery? She's huge. She herself said she was due in August. If she had the babies more than two months early, why doesn't she just say so?
Enough already. Show us the pictures.
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