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Our favorite 82-year-old celebrity, Dick Van Dyke, is still as funny as ever. A few days ago he was thrilled to be snapped by a photog in Malibu, where a proposed anti-paparazzi law has caused quite a stir. Dick wrote this funny, tongue-in-cheek letter to the local newspaper, Malibu Surfside News, claiming he smacked the pap. (Big love to TMZ for bringing it to our attention.)
Editor:
Monday morning as I was leaving the supermarket with my Raisin Bran and prunes, out of the corner of my eye, I caught the flash of a camera.
Sure enough, it was paparazzi. Or maybe paparazzo, it was just the one guy.
I suppose Monday is a slow day for celebrity watching. But still, he knew me! He saw beyond the white hair, the wrinkles and the pot belly.
He saw a celebrity under there! I have to admit I was flattered by the attention. Did me a lot of good.
However, out of respect for my fellow celebrities, I decked him anyway.
Dick Van Dyke
Raisin Bran and prunes. You da man, Dick.
[Photos: MySpace]
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