When your career hits the skids, who ya gonna call? Celebrity Rehab! We're not saying Aaron Carter purposely got busted in Texas with a couple ounces of pot. We're just saying.
The Post reports that Carter is "allegedly" the latest star to check into VH1's reality rehab and may be joining former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss and former Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach for the new edition that starts taping in June.
With roommates like those, who needs The Simple Life? And if they get bored with detox, they can always call 1-800-WINEHOUSE.
Liz Barrett Liz Barrett is an award-winning writer whose work has been internationally syndicated by the New York Times. She has been a special guest on National Public Radio.