Ten funny 4th of July jokes for kids

June 23, 3:32 PMSeattle Parenting ExaminerKristy Stevens-Young

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How about some fun 4^th of July jokes? While some of the jokes will require some history knowledge, there are some that younger kids will get – and be able to tell over and over and over again!.

What's red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic pickle!

Why were the early American settlers like ants?
Because they lived in colonies

What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face, the other, his face on a bill!

What's red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the steps!

What was Thomas Jefferson's favorite dessert?
Monti jello!

Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?
He was a Yankee doodler

What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!

What was General Washington's favorite tree?
The infantry!

What's red, white, blue and green?
A seasick Uncle Sam!

What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!

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