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As your lawn starts to brown, did you know that there's a way to keep it green as mid-May? Yep, it's possible, and it doesn't take a drop of water or special fertilizer.
It's called Green Lawnger.
Green Lawnger is green coloring for your lawn. Spray it on, and it turns that dormant lawn into lush looking grass. And no, it's not a joke.
Though it could be used to keep your lawn green during the winter, that's not the main reason for it. It's mostly used for those special occasions when you need to quickly "green-up" a brown spot. Spray it on, and it blends into the rest of your grass.
It's like the spray paint that covers the balding spot on the back of a middle-aged man. He has a big date, but doesn't know if she'll be worth the cost of an expensive hair piece. So, instead he runs to the craft store and finds a matching spray paint. Ola! Hair that is sexy, new and almost undetectable-- as long as she doesn't run her fingers through it.
Yep, Green Lawnger really works. . . well, at least that's what I've heard. Just keep your fingers out of my grass.
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